Mariah Carey Has Been Doing Festive Safety Announcements On The Tube This Week

The Queen of Christmas has been keeping commuters safe this week.

If you’re the sort of person who is liable to tear their hair out every time they hear Mariah Carey’s Christmas classic ‘All I Want For Christmas Is You’, then you probably want to exit this article pretty sharpish. TfL, in partnership with Amazon Music, have got Miss Carey herself back for another year of running safety announcements at certain tube stations this week, and they’re hella festive, as you can hear:

As you can hear, she’s on excellent form here, letting you know that you should only be asking your Amazon Alexa to be playing one song as you sit behind the Christmas tree this year. She also pleads with Londoners to make her wish come true by standing behind the yellow line and proceed with caution when using the underground.

Marketing ploy or not, Amazon, we have to say that hearing the queen of Christmas over the speakers is a lift to the spirits after a tough year.

You know what’s just been queued up on the speakers on this end, don’t you?

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